Cordless: Deus ex machina
Jennifer Cox
Issue date: 4/23/08 Section: Opinions
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An assignment for my fiction class asked me to spend a day unplugged, away from the technology that I've become so strongly fused to. I had been dreading this experience, putting it off as long as I could and failing to pencil it into my calendar. As much as anyone I know, I depend on electronics. I name my computers the way musicians name their instruments. I sleep with my computer and my cell phone right next to my bed, and I can't go half as fast on a run if my iPod isn't charged. But perhaps my machine s know me better than I think, and decided to rip me out of the wall. Deus ex machina.
With a dead phone in my pocket and the computers in the clutches of the Geek Squad, I marched into Pet Smart and looked for a friend. For aesthetic reasons, dorm legality reasons, and for pure practicality, I tore myself away from the hamster and gecko tanks and headed toward the fish. Half-an hour later, I found myself with a betta-fish-friendly tank (complete with neon orange pebbles and a fake plastic tree), a small container of fish food, and a small crimson fish-who would later be named Luke Skywalker-with a grumpy face and flowing fins. I got my computers back, still unfixed, and spent the ride home with the computers in the backseat, the tiny fish in the front.
Luke was at my mercy in a small cup of blue water in the cup holder, so I controlled the car and made it glide as I drove the twenty-seven miles to Waterville. I was worried about it especially as I drove over the bumpy grooves of Mayflower Hill, and even planned him a burial at the pond in my head (just in case the worst were yet to occur). Luckily, he made it up to my room and into his new tank. At the risk of sounding cliché, the serenity of Luke swimming about in his tank, aimlessly and disconnected from literally everything, made me realize I should spend the rest of the day unplugged. And thus began the assignment.
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