An attempted curse thwarted
Cunk's Corner
Nick Cunkleman
Issue date: 4/16/08 Section: Sports
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Thus, it was in an extension of this Big Apple buried artifacts tradition that Bronx native Gino Castignoli planted a baseball jersey in one of the concrete slabs soon to be part of the new Yankee Stadium, set to open next year. The trouble was, Castignoli is a die-hard Red Sox fan and the jersey was that of Boston's own David Ortiz, the Yankee-killer himself. When news of the jinx-plot surfaced on April 11 (the jersey was apparently buried in August), the Yankees initially denied the story. "It never happened," said team spokesman Howard Rubenstein, "It sounds like a tall tale, and it would take more than a Red Sox T-shirt to put a curse on the Yankees." However, within days the Bronx Bomber organization was singing a decidedly different tune, and looking to dig up the profane wool. In true CSI: New York fashion, the team received anonymous tips to the fugitive uniform's whereabouts, and acted quickly to locate the enemy garb. After pinpointing a service corridor behind what will be a restaurant along the third-base side, the jackhammers took to fresh concrete on the afternoon April 12. Five hours later and two feet down, the word "Red" appeared under the mechanistic drills. By the next day, the job was complete and Ortiz's No. 34 was exhumed from the rubble, somewhat shredded yet still defiantly legible.
In reaction, CSI: New York has become Law and Order: Criminal Intent as Yankees CEO Lonn Trost has discussed possible criminal charges against Castignoli with the district attorney's office. "We will take appropriate action since fortunately we do know the name of the individual," he said. In response, a spokesman for Bronx District Attorney Robert Johnson added that he did not know whether any criminal charges might apply. Either way, it would certainly make for an interesting accusation. Mens rea: intention to harm. Weapon of choice: Red Sox uniform. True, this case has probably been seen countless times in Bronx and Boston courthouses following particularly heated series between the hated rivals, yet this instance is different. In this case, the intent to jinx was purely supernatural, itself a strategy that has been played out several times in the construction of athletic forums.
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